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c in dc
c in dc
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Martin, Doom! It's Seven O'Clock...

Martin, the board can not wait another fraction of a second for CC2 to be released, and you have forced me to take drastic measures. I insist that the record be put out by the end of summer. If my demand is not met, I will painstakingly compile every post that our prolific pal Slushy has ever penned. This epic poem will then be read by none other than the great William Shatner, and married to the music of the not-so-great Phil Collins. I will place a cassette tape of the resulting recording in a giant boombox (set on repeat-play), and stand in your back yard below your window with said boombox held high in the air, the volume at full blast.
If you don't want me to go all Lloyd Dobler on your ass, then get to steppin' and put that music out immediately.
Please do not mistake my patience for weakness.
The clock is ticking...

Aug 27, 2009, 00:25


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