WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DOES JESUS LISTEN TO??

I don't think he listens to indie rock. In fact I know he wouldn't. he would listen to music that takes talent like perhaps classical music.
Indie rock sounds like a toilet being flushed. It sounds like a 450 lb truck driver farting and belching wet ones out his orifices. it sounds like dogs eating garbage and cats choking on grassfilled hairballs. It sounds like gerbils being inserted into the anal cavity.

It must go. It's days are numbered. It will go the way of grunge.
grow up. it's over