I was contracted by this gelatinous being from an unspecified dimension, beyond the fourth, to choreograph a number or routine if you will, for an intergalactic dance competition to be simulcast in multiple universes. But, of course, not in this one. Here is an example of the arduous training we've endured to utilize the creature's unique physicality, technical bravura, and lyrical poise. Not to mention her ability to reach through her torso with her own limbs. The Lush symphonic score is played on instruments in a register inaudible to mere humans.
What an enchanting creature! Don't leave me with this overwhelming craving for MORE MORE MORE! Slushy, you must sate my insatiable need for footage of this alien Ginger Rogers. What are are her chances in the competition? Tell us all about her? What's the story? Oh, Slushy, make her dance! She turns me on!
This illustrates what I suspect. The river dancers and this dancing alien species you have discovered share a common cultural element from the alien visits of mellennia ago. With the exception of the obvious low gravity in which the alien resides, the techniques are very similar.
River Dance is the worst thing that ever happened to dance.
I hate those people.
They bastardized perfectly legitimate petit battu and I hope they rot in hell. Now legitimate ballet will be forever compared to the "celtic dancy production" River dance. I hope those people rot in hell.
If I hear from one more person my work, even my extra terrestrial work looks like RIVER DANCE, I'm gonna Isadora Duncan out my Bugatti. That's why I can't wait to begin my River Dance spoof- JERKWATER. It's a classical ballet. of course of course.
and JERKWATER has an original score.
It's about a naive girl who lives in a jerkwater town.
She likes to arrange her mirrors where her reflection produces that infinite optical illusion of mirror reflection. and she chases her reflection through the many illusions until she realizes the image of herself she is trying to catch is running from her.
It's just like River Dance!
Around the mirror put some of those Hollywood strip lights with the globe light bulbs. Those always signify SHOWBIZ!!
Then maybe some of that wallpaper the silver foil kind with the black and gold crackle.
Yes, this is autobiographical. When I was a child, I would climb in the bathroom sink and do this thing with the optical illusion for hours.
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