OMG

River Dance is the worst thing that ever happened to dance.
I hate those people.
They bastardized perfectly legitimate petit battu and I hope they rot in hell. Now legitimate ballet will be forever compared to the "celtic dancy production" River dance. I hope those people rot in hell.
If I hear from one more person my work, even my extra terrestrial work looks like RIVER DANCE, I'm gonna Isadora Duncan out my Bugatti. That's why I can't wait to begin my River Dance spoof- JERKWATER. It's a classical ballet. of course of course.