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Re: Confession

These people are not taking your confession seriously.

I confess I ran over a cat the other day and I had the kids in the car and there was a state trooper behind me. and he pulled me over! I said I didn't know what to do, the kids crying in the car, and he said,"well, I think that cat belongs to the old lady that lives in this house here. Just go knock and admit what you've done."
So I knocked on the old lady's door and she answered and I told her what happened. she said , "That's okay, it was only a stray." so I gave her forty dollars and she said thank you.
Suddenly, the cop pulls out his citation book and begins to write her a ticket.
"What's that for ?" I ask.
"Selling Pussy."
Then the cat came back to life, stole the money and my car and went to PetCo and we all lived happily ever after.

Apr 04, 2013, 19:32